The results are in!
All polling stations have now closed. Her Majesty's Royal Referendum on the Status of Hair reports the following results:
Short: 30%
Long: 55%
Spoiled Ballot: 15%
With the assent of Her Excellency, the Governor-General, my hair with heretoforth be grown long.
(I was hoping you would all spare me all the hassle that is long hair, but who am I to question the masses?)
Short: 30%
Long: 55%
Spoiled Ballot: 15%
With the assent of Her Excellency, the Governor-General, my hair with heretoforth be grown long.
(I was hoping you would all spare me all the hassle that is long hair, but who am I to question the masses?)
10 comments:
Thank you kindly to all who took the time to weight in on this very important subject.
Merci!
loves it! long hair is all the rage in Tokyo right now...you're just being fashion forward, sweetie. and if i ever sent you those GAP Presses that you keep asking for you'd see that i'm right;) boy-shags are so in! Team Shag!
Now how long is long?? Are we talking the shaggyish look in the photo, or down your back skidly long???
MA- I guess the goal is to get it pretty much the way it was in that apple-eating picture (I bought that apple BTW because it was called an 'ontario apple' - it was totally digusting). It will take a while though since basically I grew it out all winter, and cut it shortly after that picture was taken in April.
Jase- WHEN are you EVER going to send me GAP press? Please please please with cherries on top! Or even please with crème-caramel on top! That being said, I am seeing a lot of short hair in the fashion mags these days...
I'd also like to take a moment to draw everyone's attention to the insanity that is this US presidential campaign ad.
Sick.
Shudder!
Sometimes I feel a certain warmth towards Americans with their amusing television and funny accents. But that shit just jars me straight back to the reality that a lot of them are scary, fundamentalist bigots.
I think there needs to be more bombs in political ads. Ka-boom! Brilliant.
I second that. I also think I have that hoody. Does that make me a Jihadist?
Oh boy. This. Again. 7 yrs and counting...
I feel like I'm trapped in a painful UofT seminar in which I can predict the outcome of every single discussion - that Americans are Satan's spawn. Maybe when Canadians get their house in order i'll listen to my favorite "All Americans are..." rant.
Katie- I figured you'd need an extra dose of rabid anti-Americanism now that your deep in the Devil's lair in DC.
Don't worry though, I still think you're fetch!
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